Who would win in a fight: pirates or ninjas?

An excellent question. Thank you, random question assigner!

This is a tough call: Ninjas are quick, nimble and great with swords. And while both tend to travel in packs, ninjas just seem like they’d be more organized.

But, as Johnny Depp has proven, pirates are charming and look great in eyeliner, and could potentially disarm the ninjas with their bumbling wit and dreamy eyes.

I'm calling this one a draw.

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