Showing posts with label Photo of the Week. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Photo of the Week. Show all posts

January 26, 2010

Photo of the Week: Plotting Dog Edition


"One day -- maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday -- she is going to pay. Ohh, is she going to pay.

"How 'bout I eat a bunch of chili and broccoli and bananas out of the garbage can and then take a giant, stinky poo on her fancy magenta satin bedspread? How about them apples? Maybe then she'll think twice about dressing me up like a baby and humiliating me by posting my picture on the Internet.

"This thing is chafing my butt."

November 6, 2009

Photo of the Week: Mutton Chop Edition


No one has ever requested this.

Sorry, Ken.

October 23, 2009

Reasons #46 and #47 why I hate birds



BIRDS ARE EVIL.
(Apologies to anyone who has a pet bird. But they freak me out and they seem to mean us nothing but harm. Beady eyes, talons... Eek.)

October 15, 2009

Photo of the Week: Bored Contortionist Edition


OK, first and foremost, I don't even know how you get into a position like this. I have no idea what parts of your body need to be double-jointed to do this. Your hips? Your head? Your spine? This position defies all logic and reason.

Secondly, where is this child? It looks as though someone tossed a tablecloth onto a brick wall in an abandoned alley and decided this was the ideal locale for some contortion work. Surely a cushy mat would be a better surface for this type of thing?

But what gets me the most about this picture is the child's face. She doesn't seem happy about what she's doing, but neither does she seem as though she's being forced to do this at gunpoint. She looks utterly bored with the entire affair. Almost as though she came home from school, exhausted from a long day of learning the multiplication tables, flopped down (on a...brick wall) and this just happened to be the position she landed in.

She could watch TV, eat dinner, finish her homework and then fall asleep in this position. She doesn't care. "My butt is resting comfortably on the back of my head. Yawn."

More power to you, bored contortionist in a back alley. Just because you can do something unusual doesn't mean you have to get excited about it. Let the rest of us ooh and ahh over your ability to sit on your own head. You just take a nap.

October 9, 2009

Photo of the Week: Clown Edition


I think very little needs to be said about this photo, except: Is it any wonder there are so many of us with a lifelong, debilitating fear of clowns?

Not to mention a lifetime of asking ourselves, "Why did my mother abandon me with this minion of evil and cheerfully snap a picture to capture the moment for posterity?"

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