January 26, 2010

Photo of the Week: Plotting Dog Edition

"One day -- maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday -- she is going to pay. Ohh, is she going to pay.

"How 'bout I eat a bunch of chili and broccoli and bananas out of the garbage can and then take a giant, stinky poo on her fancy magenta satin bedspread? How about them apples? Maybe then she'll think twice about dressing me up like a baby and humiliating me by posting my picture on the Internet.

"This thing is chafing my butt."

6 backtalk:

Iris Took said...

What is this crazy photo? Whose crazy silky magenta bedspread is this?

Written Permission said...

I don't know, but I'd like to escort them to Macy's and not let them out until they've chosen more appropriate bedroom accessories. And stopped torturing this poor dog.

Ky (Two Pretzels) said...

There are so many things wrong with this photo. I mean, the dog in the WALKER is really just the beginning...

I'm with Iris - what's with the bedspread?! OMG. Awful.

Iris Took said...

I feel like if you sat on it, you would slide right off due to awfulness. It reminds me of Christina Applegate's dress in that 80s movie with Chandler Bing called "Paris in Puce" or something like that. Also starring - Alyssa Milano, Tracy Gold, Kelsey Grammar, His Wife Mrs. Strull aka Red Hot Ruth (Grace from Ferris Bueller), Alan Thick, Vanessa from the Cosby show and other random famous people.

OMG! I am so random today! I am SO hoping you know what movie I am talking about - if not you probably think I am insane.

Written Permission said...

That sounds like a movie you dreamt about. :) Seriously -- how could you get so many random "stars" of questionable fame in one movie?!

Iris Took said...

HAHAH! NO, I found it! It is actually called "Dance Til Dawn" 1988 - look it up on IMDB.

I searched like a crazy person after I read what I wrote (in which I sounded like a maniac).

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