Appropriate follow-up questions to the above "news" "story" from People.com:
- Uh, who is Colin Hanks?
- Seriously, who is he?
- Whoever he is, he looks emaciated. What's up with that? Can I give him a sandwich or something?
- OK, so he's Tom Hanks' son. Has he done anything on his own? Is he a good actor? {Pause while everyone laughs hysterically.}
- So, why is this news?
Exactly.
(Also kind of sad: Tom Hanks' first wife is now apparently officially known as...Tom Hanks' first wife. Because having your own identity is totally overrated.)
3 backtalk:
Heheheee... funny. :)
When I see Colin Hanks, I think of oranges. I think he was in a movie called Orange County or something. Let me Google it...
Ha! Yes, I was right! Man, it's weird how my brain remembers random crap like that.
YES! I always think of Orange County and I liked it actually. Ben Stiller has a great cameo in it.
He was also in King Kong (terrible).
I think he needs to join us at Pei Wei sometime so we can give him a good meal. :)
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